Are These Mushrooms Poison? Mushroom Quiche

Team –

Need help.

One of the main characters in this dumb cookbook is supposed to be a mushroom expert (Muse of Mushrooms, Enoki). And so, there needs to be at least ONE mushroom recipe in this book or the whole shit falls apart. TBH – I’m only a recent acceptor of mushrooms (a fun-guy? lolololol? barf) and so my mushroom repertoire is pretty small.

In fact – it’s one thing.

It’s Mushroom Quiche.

And so here it is. The Are These Mushroom Poison? Mushroom Quiche. It also has spinach and raclette in it and I decorated it real nice with the extra pie dough from the Pillsbury Two-Pack. (YES – I buy pre-made pie dough. Meet me on the corner of Deal Street and With It Avenue!)

And so – the recipe is pretty simple. It’s 6 eggs, milk, chopped up spinach, mushrooms and raclette (and some salt & pepper) in a pre-made pie crust and then more pie-crust on top and then bake for like 30 at 400. (Future editors – I will do up a full recipe in the book, I PROMISE).

And I guess the last thing to say is…

GIRL, I MUST WARN YOU

I sense something strange in my mind!

This breakfast quiche is SERIOUS….

Let’s cure it cuz we’re running out of time (30 minutes bake time, lol?)

Miss her, kiss her, love her (Enoki – aforementioned mushroom goddess)

Wrong (mushroom) move and you’re dead!

And – never trust a big butt & a smile!

Ok – if anyone has any other mushroom recipes, please email me!!!! THANKYOUSOMUCH!