Skipping around again – now to Chapter 7, Lactosa Intolerant. In this chapter, Lactosa (muse of all things dairy) gets bamboozled by a human slut named Gorgonzella. Gorgonzella is like *flirt flirt flirt* “I need help standing out at my local farmers market” and Lactosa shares with Gorgonzella the secrets of cheese-, butter- and ice cream-making.
But then Lactosa discovers that Gorgonzella tells everyone at the farmers market that she invented cheese, butter and ice cream all on her own, with no divine interventions whatsoever. An enraged Lactosa curses Gorgonzella and all of the other farmers in the farmers market with gastro-intestinal distress. And she does this cursing with her magic mozzarella stick wand.
Are you guys following??? The recipe at the end of this chapter is a mozzarella stick magic wand. And today was the day I prototyped it for the first time. I took a lot of notes and plan on trying this again once my cheese reserves have been replenished, but not for nothing – I think Prototype #1 turned out pretty good!
Anyway – I posted my sketch for this on Facepage the other day and this guy IRVIN LIN (@eatthelove) gave me a few tips on how to make this work. Fun story – back when I worked at Wendy’s Corporate, Irvin worked as a graphic designer for a consultant we used and I met him in real life like 15 years ago. I was like “hey brains, definitely remember this guy, because 15 years from now, he’s going to help you figure out a mozzarella stick magic wand.” And that’s a true story!
Here’s another fun story very loosely related to this thing: I LOVE MOZZARELLA STICKS! In fact, here’s a concept I drew out for what I think could be a VERY VIABLE BUSINESS IDEA.
I can’t believe this doesn’t already exist in the world because it’s low-cost and low-operational-complexity and every fucking person loves mozzarella sticks.
In case there are angel investors out there who would like to support this business venture, please contact me ASAP.
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