BEEF COVEN!

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Back on my old blog, I shared an idea for a Netflix Original called Beef Coven – this is a side project that I enjoy working on as I think through the cookbook idea.  Beef Coven is the story of a coven of VERY attractive gay male witches who live in Provincetown.  There are lots of magic spells, but also lots of steamy make-outs.  I play the main character JACK, a handsome, interesting and very relatable bakery owner.  (There’s a fun baking segment in every show).

Here’s a quick run-down of the other main characters:

Jimmy – a silver fox who’s new in town.  Wow is he handsome, but also a medium dickhead sometimes (a Satanist?).  He’s a powerful warlock that would have some magic spells up his sleeves – but he only wears tanktops.

Tomas – Jack’s roommate and a Portuguese sailing instructor.  This guy likes to skateboard around and work out and does a few spells here and there, but he’s just real nice and likes to make hamburgers in his underpants.

Raja – the winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 3.  In drag, she’s a bomb-ass queen with all the fashions who does a one-woman show every summer.  Out of drag, he’s a man-witch.  He and Tomas sometimes make out.

Orko – the gay ghost magician from He-Man.  He’s there for some reason.  Probably one of Jimmy’s dingus friends….  He’ll get vanquished to a different dimension after that third episode because he’s really annoying.

Charlie – a super smokin hot gay witch from another gay bakery down the street (can we get Donald Glover for this???).  He’s in the coven, but barely….  A real steamy tension here….

The Framingham Coven – this is the lesbian coven from Framingham and they’re always trying to stir up trouble for our heroes.