DRAG QUEEN COOKIES???

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Y’all!

Columbus Ohio’s own Nina West is going to be on the dang Rupaul show this THURSDAY! Wow wow wow wow wow!!! Nina was the very first drag queen I ever saw with my own eyes and therefore a big part of my dumb gay experience!

I don’t know Nina/Andrew really at all. There was a disastrous conversation over a dating app many years ago and sometimes when I see her at drag shows, I get the feeling she recognizes me and does some very polite acknowledgment. But – that’s about it. It’s still just really fun that she’s getting so much attention and hopefully she’ll elevate Columbus as she goes along. It’s just real real exciting!

Anyway – for posterity’s sake, here’s my Drag Race coven, in case anyone gives two shits:

• Nina West
• Nina Bonina Brown
• Raja
• Manila Luzon
• Detox
• Asia MUTHAFUCKIN O’Hara

And again just in case you were staying awake at night wondering about my favorite lip sync for your life, here you go, champ!  (ugh – I can’t find a video, but here’s a sequence of gifs that tell you all you need to know – DIDA MUTHAFUCKIN RITZ doing NATALIE MUTHAFUCKIN COLE doing EVER-FUCKIN-LASTIN LOVE)  (If anyone has a great video link of this video please send it to me so I can link it, y’all!)